Twitter: Loyette: “Daddy, I’m …
Twitter: Loyette: “Daddy, I’m sad today.” Me: “Oh, no! Why are you sad?” Loyette, in the sweetest little voice u can imagine: “Because I missed you.”
Twitter: Loyette: “Daddy, I’m sad today.” Me: “Oh, no! Why are you sad?” Loyette, in the sweetest little voice u can imagine: “Because I missed you.”
Is feeling sorry for myself. Head cold: 1 Becky: 0
Twitter: RT @HernandezTony: Dear California, quit acting like a bunch of little bitches. It’s hot. Big whoop. Sincerely, Arizona
Twitter: RT @iowahawkblog: #thingsIlearnedfromTV when 2+ people within a 10 mile radius get cancer, it was caused by a corporation.
Twitter: RT @iowahawkblog: #ThingsILearnedFromTV 98% of all murders are committed by 57-year old CEOs with British accents
Twitter: RT @iowahawkblog: #thingsIlearnedfromTV the typical airliner flying over the uncharted Pacific will contain 90% hot people under 35, 10% comic relief
Twitter: RT @iowahawkblog: #thingsIlearnedfromTV the preferred way to investigate strange noises is to split up into smaller groups
Twitter: RT @jimmiebjr: @ktumulty Since yo now have extra quotation marks, can you start putting them around “stimulus bill”? 😉
Twitter: RT @ktumulty: BREAKING NEWS: Stylebook mavens at #wapo have decreed we will no longer put quotation marks around “tea party.”
Twitter: I’m @brendanloy and I refudiate this message. #GetTheHellOut RT @jimmiebjr: Tornadoes never carry…deadly debris… #ThingsILearnedFromTV