[This post was originally published on The Living Room Tumblr.]

Mail-in election? Ha! I spent two hours last night researching the candidates, then dropped off my ballot today – Election Day. I refuse to go along with this newfangled mail-in, multi-day election claptrap. Elections are held on one day, Tuesday, like God intended. Why, in my day, sonny, we walked to the polling place, uphill both ways, and used lever voting machines! Now get off my lawn!