[This post was originally published on The Living Room Tumblr.]

Me (singing): “Little [Loyette] Foo-Foo, walkin’ through the forest, scoopin’ up the field mice and boppin’ them on the head.”
Loyette (protesting): “Daddy!! If I was walking through the forest, and [Loyacita] was, we’d be lonely, and we’d miss you and Mommy!!”