Would like to thank Congress for giving my kids free vaccinations. Why not universal care for the under 18 set?
Dear John McCain, using procedure to block a vote on Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell makes you look like a giant boil on the cock of the Senate.
Staying up late chatting with your best friend: fabulous. A toddler who jumps on your kidneys at 5:30am: karmic retribution. #irepent
Hanging out on the jury holding room with a bunch of other bored people. #yaycivics
Victory!!! She succumbed to the treat temptation! The dog can do stairs. #yayforourbacks
I currently have a bunch of tasty treats on each stair but she has yet to be tempted.
Has a new foster greyhound puppy. Any thoughts on how to persuade her to come down the stairs?
Working weekends sux. #ihatestudentloans
I give up trying to sneak healthy veggies into the Mac n cheese. #1 always knows!
Dear Tropicana, you suck for reducing your oj container to 59 ozs. Thanks for screwing the consumer in a recession. #corporate ssholes