Conan O’Brien joined Twitter on Wednesday, and has racked up 379,609 followers over the course of three days. His biographical information states: “I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account.”
Thus far, he’s posted a grand total of three tweets, one per day, each one riffing on the idea that he’s pathetically sitting at home with no show to host and nothing to do.
Wednesday’s tweet: “Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me.”
Thursday: “This morning I watched Remington Steele while eating Sugar Smacks out of a salad bowl. I was naked.”
Friday: “Today I connected all the freckles on my arm with a Sharpie. It spells out RIKSHAZ9LIRK. Clearly I am The Chosen One.”
Heh.
Damnit. Now I might actually have to get a twitter account…