ESPN.com’s Pac-10 blogger Ted Miller has been having some fun with some best case/worst case scenarios for each of the confernence teams in his blog recently, but today’s take on Oregon was the most hilarious by far, finishing with this gem for their worst case scenario:
Oregon loses the Las Vegas Bowl to Utah and finishes 8-5.
Phil Knight converts to Buddhism, gives his fortune to the United Way and moves to Tibet. Chip Kelly goes with him.
Tyrone Willingham comes out of retirement to become the Ducks head coach.
Here’s the other eight he has finished so far, USC is still to come and will probably be the most entertaining read of all!
Arizona
Arizona State
Cal
Oregon State
Stanford
UCLA
Washington
Washington State
Heh. I also like how UCLA’s worst-case scenario involves Lane Kiffin and Matt Barkley plugging the oil spill with an old Tennessee helmet.